Here at London Nautical School we say that “money can’t bring you happiness”,we prove this by showing how well a kid has bonded at school while we are unable to afford new chairs/books,any trips that we have will be costing around the £500-£600 range even for a trip down the road.We like to show that using temporary buildings works as well just as using an actual building as the cost of building it will be the same as the schools bribes towards Ofsted to get a good review on the schools record.
Departments
In our maths department we roll dice to check if we are going above the schools budget,if we are we have to break a couple of lights to preserve electricity.Our sports department our very important to us without the department to school will run out of water to be used in the water bottle. our English department is underfunded as it relies on 50 Year old to kill a mockingbird books to stay on top of our advanced learning programs that keep our school famous in the dead schools category.
In school they separate the Africans and Caribbeans from everyone else but put in a separate room a special designed room for Africans and Caribbean called referral base.

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